Prologue:
Hey everyone, my name
is Jeff Swegle, and I’m a junior on the team this year. This week, I’m gearing
up for the Prestige at PGA West. Right now, it’s Monday night and the team
leaves on Friday. On my plate for this week: 2 psets (“pset” is short for
“problem set”, what we call homework assignments), a midterm, plus lots of golf
and a little bit of socializing. My goals (in order of importance):
--Get my game in shape/make the
starting 5 for the Prestige
--Do the best I possibly can on my
Phil 151 Pset
--Turn in my Physics 41 pset (preferably
on time)
--Survive Japanese (after this week,
just 3 weeks left)
--Sleep
A Week in the Life,
Day 1.
Monday, February 13, 2017.
7:15. Jake’s (my roommate) alarm rings. He’s on the volleyball
team and is off to morning weights. I roll over for another 15 minutes of sleep
before my alarm goes off.
7:45. I stop ignoring my alarm, but am too tired to get up.
I open my phone and watch 10 minutes of Roger Federer highlights on YouTube to
wake me up (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap2Z9F4P3fY). By 8:15 I’m out of
the shower and doing some last minute cramming for a Japanese in class midterm.
I need to be able to communicate that I want to do something, that I have done
something, that I am planning to do something, list things that I have done,
and some other stuff that I don’t remember now.
9:00. Downstairs to breakfast. My first class is at 9:30, so
I need to move a bit quickly. I eat quickly with my friend Leah (who, fun fact,
took two gap years in Israel and plans to join the Israeli Defense Forces after
she graduates) and then head to the first class of the day, Phil 151.
9:27. Phil is the class that I like the most/care about the
most this quarter, so I get there a bit early. During lecture, I alternate
between focusing on the content (First Order Logic) and trying to place
geographic region of his accent. Today we are wrapping up our discussion of
Sentential Logic, and moving on to First Order Logic.
10:20. I leave Phil 151 and head over to Physics 41 lecture.
I’ll spare you the details, but the highlight of the lecture was when our
professor returned the class to the topic of Work (as in, w = F * s) by saying,
“Ok, time to get back to work.” There are few things Stanford lacks, but one
thing I could do with less of? Puns. Looking at you Mav. (ICYMI: Mav is
notoriously punny.)
11:30. Off to my Japanese midterm. Spoiler alert: I pass,
but get the worst grade in the class. On the one hand, I’m disappointed to get
the worst grade in the class; but on the other hand, my goal in the class is to
get better at speaking Japanese, which doesn’t necessarily coincide with
getting a good grade on a written exam. I’ll shake it off.
12:20. I get out of my midterm and head to Siebel (the team
practice facility). From there, I head over to qualifying at Crystal Springs,
which is about 25 minutes north on 280. We play 9 holes, but ultimately
conditions force us to halt play. However, this doesn’t stop Isaiah from
finishing birdie, birdie, birdie, par, eagle (a holed-out 7 iron from 180
yards) to lead the team at -4.
17:30*. I return from qualifying and head directly to my
Phil 151 section. The section is only supposed to last 50 minutes, but I’m the
only person who shows up; and so my TA and I end up spending more than an hour
discussing the theoretical scaffolding of First Order Logic.
(*Note the
use of military time. I made the switch this quarter, after I accidentally set
an alarm for 8:30, failed to notice the distinction between AM and PM, and consequently
slept through my two morning classes.)
18:45. Time for a quick bite to eat and then Phil 151
section. The dining hall cooks up so nice salmon, which I compliment with a
side of chocolate ice cream.
19:30. Physics 41 section with teammate Brandon Wu. Not much
to say. I return to the dorm around 21:00.
Now: Currently, it’s 22:06:20. Two of my teammates, Henry
Shimp and Madie Chou (technically from the women’s team) are hanging out in my
dorm room doing some Math51 homework as I type this. Pretty soon I need to go
downstairs to practice some piano for my music12A class tomorrow so I can avoid
minor (that’s for you, Mav) humiliation.
A Week in the Life,
Day 2.
Tuesday, February 14, 2017.
6:46. My alarm for team workouts wakes me up. I quickly turn
it off, hoping my roommate doesn’t wake up, and get down from my bunk bed. I
quickly change in the dark, and head out to the curb by Faisan (my dorm), where
Bradley Knox, another Junior on the team, is idling in his car, a 1992 Nissan
affectionately nicknamed “The Great White.” Franklin Huang, the other Junior on
the team, is already inside. I hop inside, The Great White swings by Bob (a
co-op house on the row) to pick up Mav and V, and then we’re off to workouts.
7:11. Team workout are in a gym called “Mini Maples,” inside
Maples Pavilion. Team workouts officially start at 7:15, but it’s an unwritten
rule that people should get there earlier than that to stretch out. By now,
everyone is here so we get started. Today we warm up for 10 to 15 minutes, then
head to the basketball court for some dynamic motion patterns. Then it’s back
to Mini Maples for today’s lift: a weighted split squat super set with a
jumping pattern, and a single arm bench press super set with slow motion sing
armed rows.
8:30. After lift, The Great White drops me and Tank off
outside Faisan. I start heading to the dining hall, but don't make it. Instead,
I’m greeted by a Valentine’s Day surprise courtesy of the Faisan RA’s: 6 boxes
of Krispy Kreme Donuts, 2 gallons of milk, a gallon of orange juice, and French
press coffee. I end up eating breakfast in the lounge with Jarrod, my RCC
(Resident Computer something), Leah, and Sasha (one of my friends in the dorm)
while listening to the Beatle’s Red Album on vinyl (courtesy of my RA, Paul).
9:15. I leave from Faisan to go to Old Union, a building
near the center of campus, where I have an appointment with my Japanese tutor.
I practice my Japanese with her for 30 minutes and feel pretty good about it.
I’m definitely making some big improvements, despite not doing so well on the
exams.
9:45. Last evening I did not practice piano as anticipated,
so I return to the dorm and post up on the piano in the lounge. I practice from
9:45 to 11, working through the repertoire that I’m supposed to know for class.
As I practice, friends from the dorm intermittently walk through and say hi.
All in all, its been a great morning so far.
11:30. I head to Japanese class, where I get my midterm
back. Not much to say.
12:30. I leave Japanese, grab some quick lunch and then bike
to Siebel to warm up. We have 9 holes of qualifying today to make up for the 9
holes we missed yesterday. I spend an hour and half warming up: stretching,
hitting balls, putting. The weather is
perfect; about 70 degrees, sunny, no wind. I’m excited to play.
2:30. I get a ride with Franklin to the course.
2:50. I tee off with Henry, David, and Dakota (the three
freshmen this year). I stripe my first drive just barely into the left rough.
Feeling good.
5:00. I finish up the 9, shooting a solid -1. Brad led the
team today with -4; about half of us break par. After a quick huddle with Coach
Ray, we head back.
5:30. I get a long dinner with Brandon Wu, Isaiah Salinda,
Madie Chou, and Sierra Kersten.
7:30. After a bit of socializing, I make it back to the dorm
room and settle in for some homework. I need to get a good start on Phil 151 in
order to ask the professor questions in class tomorrow, and I have some
Japanese to do as well. I’m very confused with the Japanese, so I get some help
from my friend Scott (who speaks fluent Japanese) who explains everything in
less than 5 minutes.
12:20. I finish studying for the night. I got through about
half of my Physics 41 pset, working together on it with my friend Emily, but
was unable to answer anything substantial for 151. Luckily, I managed to come
up with enough questions about proof strategies for 151 that I feel confident
that tomorrow I should be able to knock out some of it out.
Day 3
8:30. My alarm rings; time to get going for the day. On tap:
3 classes, plus qualifying in the afternoon, and then some PSETs to work
through in the evening.
9:00. I’m downstairs, showered, and ready to get breakfast.
As usual, I eat with my friend Leah. Pretty normal.
9:27. As usual, I get to my Phil 151 class a few minutes
early. After lecture, I have some questions left over from my first attempt at
the Pset last night, so I ask the professor if he can help clarify some things.
I end up discussing the proof strategies I need to employ to get through the
Pset with him for 30 minutes.
10:50. I walk into Physics 41 20 minutes late due to my long
discussion with Prof Hawke. I walk in during a demo with a rope and string
which seems mildly interesting. Today we discuss force done by a string. 30
minutes later, and I’m heading to Japanese.
11:30. I arrive in Japanese class to find three people I
have never seen before sitting in the classroom. They are exchange students
from Tokyo University, who have volunteered to help out in class today. Class
starts with 25 minutes of conversation practice with our guests. Afterwards,
the three of them head to lunch and we have a class conducted as usual. The
professor reminds us that we have a vocabulary quiz on Friday, which reminds me
that I haven’t started studying for it yet. Probably should get on that.
12:20. Japanese gets out; I bike to my dorm, hopping in my
car, drive to Siebel to pick up my clubs, and then drive to Los Altos Country
Club with Franklin, where we are qualifying today.
13:15. Franklin and I head to the putting green with the
rest of our teammates. The weather is perfect, and the course looks like its in
great condition. The greens are fast and true. I’m excited to play.
13:30. First swing of the day, and I stripe it down the
middle. Hell yeah.
18:30. The last group putts out on 18 green, and we circle
up to talk over the round and compare scores. I have the low round of the day,
69 (-2). For the most part, LACC wins today.
19:00. Franklin and I drive back to campus.
19:30. I drive to Pieology (kind of a build your own
Subway-style pizza place) to get dinner with one of my friends, Colin. (One
thing I’ve learned since I’ve been at school: no matter how busy you are; you
should always be able to make time for dinner with friends.) We eat pretty
quickly and head back to campus, as we both have a fair amount of school work
to do.
20:00. Back in the dorm room, its time to start in on some
psets. I have a few things on my to do list: I need to practice some Kanji
characters for Japanese, put in my stats from the round today, get through my
41 Pset, and get through my 151 Pset. I take care of Kanji and stats in 30
minutes, and turn to my psets.
21:00. It quickly becomes apparent that typing my proofs for
151 will be nearly impossible, as every character I need to write is going to
have to be copy-pasted form the internet. I ask one of my friends, Arianna, for
help setting up Latex on my computer (kind of a computer language for typing up
math psets that makes your work look nice, and includes all the characters that
I need). Eventually I decide to put that on the back burner (I’ll figure it out
tomorrow) in favor of actually doing the pset.
23:00. After 2 hours of work, I’ve made barely any headway.
First Order Logic is very confusing. I brew a cup of coffee and head to the
lounge to work on 41 with one of my friends in the class, Shelby.
00:30. The 41 Pset went smoothly, and we’re almost done.
Shelby goes to bed, and its time to turn my attention back to 151.
1:30. An hour later and I’ve still made barely any headway.
I write a long email to one of my TAs. The subject line might as well be S.O.S.
I’ve done all I can tonight, and I need some rest.
1:50. I brush my teeth and head to bed.
Day 4.
6:45. My alarm rings for workouts. I get out of bed and
quickly change and head for the curb, where The Great White is waiting idly.
The team workout outfit for today is red shorts, grey shirt; but due to a
sudden and unexpected laundry crisis, I find myself team libero.
7:12. Everyone is at least 3 minutes early, so we start the
lift. We have a guest appearance today from Coach Ja-mo, which is exciting
(Ja-mo swings by team lift once every week or two to check in on us). Coach
Cory has a great workout devised for us today. We warm up with some tissue
work, then hit the basketball court for some dynamic movements, then return to
Mini Maples to pick up some weights (and then put them down after that).
8:15. We wrap up the lift, and sophomore Chris Meyers
delivers an inspiring break down.
8:30. Bradley, Tank, V and I return to parking lot prepared
for the return journey in the underbelly of The Great White.
9:00. Post-breakfast, I return to my room. Before I shower,
I take another look at my 151 PSET. Yesterday, most of my toil was directed
towards Problem 3; this morning, I glance through the other problems. I’ve
already finished 1, and to my relief both 2 and 4 seem fairly straightforward.
As long as my TA responds to my S.O.S., I feel optimistic about getting it done
in a reasonable amount of time.
9:30. I hit a quick shower, and then its time to head
downstairs for some piano practice.
10:00. Ok so no piano. I go downstairs and am about to start
playing when I get a dorm email from our RA, Paul, who’s subject line is
“Coffee, now, eom.” I need some coffee, and I know Paul is both a genius and a
Phil 151 alum. I pack up my stuff and go to his room.
11:00. Paul gives me fresh ground, French press coffee, and
helps me with my 151 PSET for an hour; then I get an email response from my 151
TA saying he will be in his office to answer my questions until 12:00. I have
Japanese at 11:30, so I rush to the quad to meet him in his office.
11:25. I leave my TA’s office with some of my questions
answered. I head to Japanese.
12:20. I officially survive Japanese.
12:30: I eat lunch with Franklin and some of the people in
his draw group. After lunch, Tank and I drive to Siebel for practice.
14:00. After a warm up, team practice starts. We divide into
2 and 3 man groups and accomplish 4 tasks that Coach Ray has set up for us; one
for putting, one for short game, one for pitching and one for wedges.
16:00. Isaiah, Chris and I finish the team practice. I go to
the clubhouse to get the trackman, and then drive to the other side of the
range to hit a wedge combine, and then practice hitting 9 iron to distances
ranging from 120-150 yards.
17:00. Tank and I return to Faisan. I spend about 20 minutes
working on Phil 151, then bike to piano class.
19:20. I didn’t end up practicing much piano this week, so
class does not go particularly well; however, with some moral support from Brad
(who is also taking piano) I make it through the playing section. The professor
lectures for about 45 minutes about minor and major scales, which I find pretty
interesting.
19:30. I eat a quick dinner at Flomo dining.
19:50. I put my laundry in the washing machine, and take a
20-minute breather from my hectic day to brew a cup of coffee and listen to
some music. I’m pretty tired, so I need to recharge to tackle this homework. I
listen to my current favorite band, Glass Animals, and lay on the couch in my
dorm room.
20:10. Time to get to work. I start back in on Phil 151. A
note on all the work I’ve been doing on this PSET up until now: it has been
completely conceptual. That is, I’ve been trying to sketch out what my proofs
for each question will look like; I haven’t actually written anything down yet.
Gulp.
20:30. My friend, Negi, comes over to my room to work on 151
with me. Negi is a grandmaster chess player, so a low-key genius. Sadly, he’s
also finding the PSET rather difficult. We spend about an hour talking about
one of the problems, and think we come up with a solution. Time to start typing
up some answers.
22:30. Still hard at work. About half of the problems seem
pretty easy to prove, but there is one problem in particular that we are stuck
on. We keep trying to approach it from different angles but nothing seems to be
working.
00:30. Still working.
01:30. Still working. That problem won’t give; we’ve worked
on a lot of the others; but we have nothing typed up yet; everything we have
done has been conceptual.
02:00. Negi keeps working, but its time for me to call it a
night. We leave tomorrow morning and I haven’t packed a thing yet.
Day 5.
7:15. My alarm rings, but I’m way too tired to get up yet.
Around 7:30 I manage to get myself out of bed, and I go take a shower to try
and wake myself up.
7:35. In the shower, I’m still thinking about the problem
that had Negi and I stumped last night. All of a sudden, the answer occurs to
me. I immediately cut my shower short and go back to my room to write it down
before it stops making sense.
8:00. I ride my bike to Lakeside dining to meet Calli
Ringsby (a member of the women’s team) and Brandon Wu for a breakfast PSET
session for Physics 41. Wednesday night I figured out the PSET, but I still
need to write it up and want to compare some answers with them.
10:30. Finally the PSET is written up and submitted online.
I return to Faisan to pack. I take advantage of the packing time to listen to
some music, and get through almost an entire album by Glass Animals.
11:15. I’m all packed up, grab my stuff and go to head out
to my car; but then I realize that I don't have my car keys. I search my room
for 5 minutes, but to no avail. It dawns on me that I’ve been keeping a
nearly-to-the hour journal all week for team blog; I pop out my computer and
retrace my steps.
11:20. I call V for a ride.
11:25. V arrives and drives me to the course, where I pack
up the rest of my stuff and (magically) find my keys in my golf bag.
12:00. The team departs from the golf course en route to San
Jose International. We stop by Smashburger, courtesy of Uncle Leland (read;
Leland Stanford Jr. University), and then board our flight. We fly Southwest
which not only highly unusual and also very disappointing because it prohibits
me from pulling rank to get a window seat.
15:30. Our flight lands in Ontario, California.
16:01. My Phil 151 PSET is officially late.
17:00. We get the vans at the airport and begin the drive to
where we are staying in Palm Springs, at the McNealy’s house. We had to fly
into Ontario, California, due to some inclement weather in Palm Springs, and so
we have a roughly two-hour drive ahead of us. The team independently sorts
itself into vans based on music preference. (There are two main factions on the
Stanford Men’s Golf Team: Team Country Music, consisting of Maverick, V,
Shnyds, Meyers, Shimp, Dakota, Knox, and Coach Ray; Team Not Country Music,
consisting of me, Tank, Wu, Isaiah.)
19:30. We arrive at the McNealy residence, where a feast of
barbecue pulled pork, chicken breast, sushi, and pizza awaits us.
20:00. Ping-Pong begins.
Ping-Pong
power rankings:
1)
Knox. Prestigious forehand and backhand ability.
Only weakness is a tendency to go for shots despite being horribly out of
position; but as he frequently pulls these off, not much of a weakness.
2)
Meyers. Literally impossible to return his
serve, unless you’re Knox; however, hit either forehands or nothing.
3)
Me? Occasionally hit backhand winners;
frequently whiff. But it’s my blog so I’m 3.
4)
Wu. Somehow manages to always return the ball,
despite having exactly 0 offensive capability.
5)
Tank.
6)
Mav/Dak/Shimp/Shynds/Ja-mo/V.
7)
Isaiah. Celebrates his won points with much
vigor. Rarely wins points.
8)
Coach Ray. Tough showing from Coach Ray this
year.
20:00. I decide to forego ping pong tonight in order to
continue working on this 151 PSET. I’m finally in the mode where I’m crafting
all of my proofs in writing. I could do this sloppily, but it’s already late so
I might as well take my time and get the phrasing perfect.
21:30. I’m exhausted from the week, and head to bed. I ask V
to wake me up at 7:30 if I’m not already awake.
Day 6.
7:30. V wakes me up. I feel incredible after 10 consecutive
hours of sleep. I’m excited for the day.
8:00. I head upstairs and eat breakfast as I continue to
work on this PSET. The going is slow, since I’m trying to get my responses just
right.
10:30. The team packs up and heads to The Hideaway, the
course where Coach Ray’s parents belong. Gary Ray has invited the parents of
the players to The Hideaway to play with their kids for 18 holes.
11:00. We show up at the driving range and start warming up.
Mr. Ray is waiting for us on the driving range, and parents start arriving.
11:30. The entire group, players, parents and coaches, load
up from the range and go to the clubhouse to eat lunch.
12:00. Lunch is amazing; we have a private room, and
seemingly private wait staff, and 3 huge tables. I sit with my Dad, who is in
town for the week, who I haven’t seen in about two months. We have a great
lunch, get to catch up, and then it is time to tee off.
12:30. My dad and I tee off with Bradley and his mom, Susan.
The course is pure, and the greens are smooth and fast; the weather is perfect;
today is a welcome relief from a pretty stressful week.
6:00. Everyone is officially done with their rounds, and we
bid goodbye to the parents for now. We
all load into the vans and stop quickly at the McNealy’s to shower and change
before a quick turn around to the Madison Club.
7:00. The team arrives at the Madison Club for dinner. We
walk inside and are immediately shown to a massive table for the entire party.
As soon as we sit down, large platters of sushi are laid out in front of us;
once those are finished, bread and pizza comes out. Once we have polished those
off, the waiters bring out menus (despite the fact that we all are already
pretty full).
9:00. We return to the McNealy residence, extremely full. I
play a little ping pong with the boys, then its time to go back to work. I
practice piano for about an hour with Colt McNealy looking over my shoulder
(Colt, who is a pretty good pianist, teaches me how to read cords from the
bottom up, and helps me understand major and minor finger patterns.)
10:00. I go back to work on this PSET. I’m getting really
close to finished.
12:00. I head to bed.
Day 7.
6:00. My alarm rings for our morning practice round. One
more day until the tournament begins, and I’ve got a little bit of last minute
prep to do.
6:45. We get breakfast at the course, and the go warm up.
7:30. We tee off hole number 2 in the shotgun start practice
round. Mav, Tank, and V are all playing in the college am this afternoon, so it
is only me, Brad, Dak, Wu, Isaiah and Chris this morning. We decide to have
birdie game between me, Brad and Dak versus Wu, Isaiah and Chris. The course is
in great shape, but is soft due to the rain from the last few days in Palm
Springs. Playing in two threesomes, we get around the course pretty quickly for
a practice round.
12:00. We finish up
and compare scores. The birdie count is: Wu 4, Is 3, Meyers 1, Knox 2, me 2,
and Dak 1. (Isaiah tells me I should record that he had 9 birdies for the
blog.) We get the lunch provided at the course.
13:00. We go practice as Mav, Tank and V go to tee off in
the college am. I spend 30 minutes putting, 30 minutes doing some full swing
technique practice, and then 30 minutes practicing hitting different shot
shapes.
15:00. We return to the McNealy residence. I lay low for a
little while, and then (surprise) get to work finishing this PSET. (At this
point I would like to make clear that it usually does not take me this long to
finish PSETs, but this one happens to be especially difficult, and I’m taking
my time since it is already late.) Dakota, Siobhan (Mav’s girlfriend) (sorry
ladies) and I have a little study session outside by the pool.
17:30. I am 5 sentences/30 minutes away from finishing this
dang PSET and it is time to go to the players’ dinner.
18:00. The players’ dinner is incredible. They provide a
buffet with three different kinds of pasta, chopped salad, pesto chicken
breast, and some delicious prime rib. An hour later, we leave to return to the
McNealy’s.
19:15. Brad, Tank, Wu and I begin a very heated ping pong
campaign.
20:30. All ping-ponged out, I head upstairs for the last
hurrah on this 151 PSET. Tank joins me; his task for the night is to convert an
R script into a pdf. We join Meyers, Wu
and Isaiah, who are also studying in the kitchen. At 21:00, I figure out the
final question and provide a very satisfyingly succinct proof (probably and
hour of thinking for 5 sentences of writing).
21:12:30. I submit my 151 PSET at long last. Tank continues
working on converting his R script to a pdf.
22:00. Tank is still working on this R script, but takes a
study break to create a new Ping Pong Power Ranking, as he disagrees with mine.
22:15. Time for bed. I have a wake up call tomorrow at about
7:00, and a tee time at 9:53. After a long week of work, I want to be well
rested and ready to compete.